Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
o god SUCH a shitty morning turned into such an amazing day!
My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to DC to look at the monuments and see the Air and Space Museum, but my car’s started shit out on me this morning when I went to leave to meet her. I had to tow it to the shop and await the overpriced quote.
My girlfriend, the lovely perfect human being that she is, got her dad’s luxury V8 car to take us to DC. And it was hot, and we sweat our asses off the time we were outside, but the museum was amazing.
No one had ever taken me on an impromptu road trip like that. I’d wanted to for so long. I’m so happy that my first one was with you. The fist of many, I hope.
I love you so much, you really do complete me.
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me