>that moment you realize most of your friends are SUPER close-minded and “icky” about sex

>that moment you realize ur best sex couple 2k14

daveakhiin:

heyitspj:

marymargee:

I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE

OH 

MY

SWEET

JESUS

why were you on a gay porn website

for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

(via laughatyourproblems)

the-personal-quotes:

teen quotes, following everyone back

captain-parrish:

Kathy Bates’s Freak Show “accent”

image

(via jaydeebevan)

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

Tokyo 2887
funflowur:

cat loaf

venula:

things i would like to do:

  • kiss your face
  • kiss not your face
  • see you smile always
  • idk buy you things
  • make you mac and cheese
  • learn all your favourite songs
  • tell you that u r a cutie
  • have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
  • etc

(via convenientconsequences)

dildotho:

dildotho:

there are tough times ahead, but tom shows no fear

follow tom_skeleton you won’t regret it
awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently